Funnies from the Four-Year-Old

"Oh, you're vacuuming? Does this mean we're having LIFEGroup here today?"

Hmph. Apparently he thinks I only vacuum when company is coming? C'mon, now.

To his brother when the two-year-old tantrum rears its ugly head...

"Nooooooo....we DO NOT act like that. It is not okay. Got it?"

To his brother when the two-year-old tantrum rears its ugly head....

"HEY! You get what you get and you don't throw a fit."

"Look at all those people at the car wash. I am so glad they are finally cleaning their cars."

At Camp Hope to another little girl in the waiting room...

"What are you here for? I see a therapist. My therapist just had her wedding. And she wore a HUGE white dress. The really big one."

I am sure our petite therapist Miss Shana would have loved to have heard this. What is even funnier is that we didn't even go to this wedding. 

"Mommy, is this your laptop? Did Daddy decide you could borrow it?"

"Does Lightning McQueen say 'Merry Christmas' or 'Feliz Navidad'. I think he says 'Feliz Navidad.'" 

Hola, McQueen.