A conversation with a toddler...

Along the lines of yesterday's post...

"Hey Benjamin, let's talk about all of the animals."
"Okay, Mommy."
"What is a baby horse called?"
"A pony, of course."
"And a baby pig?"
"A pigwet."
"What about the baby cow?"
"Oh, that's a calf."
"And what do chickens give us?"
"Eggs."
"What about cows?"
"Milk, mommy (a little annoyed that I am still asking)."
"And, mommy..."
"Yes Benjamin?"
"Pigs give us bacon."